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jokes, post 'em here xD
A: Hey, i'm stupid!
B: I'm stupid too!
A: Let's be stupid together!! lawl
B: I'm stupid too!
A: Let's be stupid together!! lawl
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Dad walks by his daughter's room and hears: "Baby, baby, baby, oh!!"
ANd he asks her daughter: "Are you listening to Justing Bieber?"
She answers: "Nope, i'm watching porn..."
Dad: "THANK GOD!!"
No effence to Justin bieber fans but u gotta admint, it's funny
ANd he asks her daughter: "Are you listening to Justing Bieber?"
She answers: "Nope, i'm watching porn..."
Dad: "THANK GOD!!"
No effence to Justin bieber fans but u gotta admint, it's funny
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what does jacko say to all the kiddys......... beat it.........
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man says to his friend my wifes a real angel the other man replys lucky you mines still alive
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whats sexy about twenty three year olds............. theres 20 of them
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whats more funny than 20 dead babys 20 dead babys in clown suits
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how do you stop a paki from drowning.......... take your foot off his head
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Sally Jo taught erotic correction, she told her student to get an erection,
Put your dick in my mouth, move it North, move it South,
Now you're getting a sense of direction!"
Her instructions were very explicit, and more than a little illicit:
Please fill up my cunny with fresh clover honey,
And butter my buns like a biscuit.
Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.
I'll put on some feathers and laces and leathers,
And wiggle my arse while you spank it."
Now that your fingers are stinky, tie me up in some chains that are clinky,
Bring in some goats and a sheikh, then give my titties a tweak,
And now we can start getting kinky!"
Forget what the chain and the whip meant. Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment,
Of high grade Vaseline, and a strong trampoline,
and all of the other equipment!"
Now, when we get all the bedsprings a drummin', that's when I'll start in a hummin',
then quickly my dear, put it into my ear
So I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"
I don't know how much this is costing," said her student, still covered with frosting
But I can say with affinity that I've lost my virginity.
Quite frankly my dear, you're exhausting!"
Put your dick in my mouth, move it North, move it South,
Now you're getting a sense of direction!"
Her instructions were very explicit, and more than a little illicit:
Please fill up my cunny with fresh clover honey,
And butter my buns like a biscuit.
Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.
I'll put on some feathers and laces and leathers,
And wiggle my arse while you spank it."
Now that your fingers are stinky, tie me up in some chains that are clinky,
Bring in some goats and a sheikh, then give my titties a tweak,
And now we can start getting kinky!"
Forget what the chain and the whip meant. Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment,
Of high grade Vaseline, and a strong trampoline,
and all of the other equipment!"
Now, when we get all the bedsprings a drummin', that's when I'll start in a hummin',
then quickly my dear, put it into my ear
So I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"
I don't know how much this is costing," said her student, still covered with frosting
But I can say with affinity that I've lost my virginity.
Quite frankly my dear, you're exhausting!"
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Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"
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What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face
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why is a woman like a fridge?
they both drip when they are fucked
they both drip when they are fucked
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what do you call a man with a 2 inch dick?
justin bieber.
what do you called a man with a 1 inch dick?
tin tin.
what do you call a man with a half inch dick?
Archer
justin bieber.
what do you called a man with a 1 inch dick?
tin tin.
what do you call a man with a half inch dick?
Archer
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The fairy godmother was out for a stroll in the forest one day, when she saw Cinderella sobbing quietly under a tree. "What's wrong dear child?", asked the kind godmother. "It's not fair!", sobbed Cinderella, "All the other girls have got boyfriends, but I've got nothing, or no-one!". Now the fairy godmother didn't think this was fair either, so she reached into her fairy godmothering bag and pulled out a giant dildo for Cinderella, "Here you go Cinderella, this is as good as anything.". "Oh thank you!", squeeled Cinderella and skipped off happily with her new toy. The fairy godmother wandered off in happy spirits too, as she had done her good deed for the day.
The next day the fairy godmother was walking back through the forest again, and again she saw Cinderella sitting under a tree, but this time she was screaming, and her dress was covered in blood! "What's wrong! What's wong!", cried the godmother. Cinderella glared up at her, and replyed.... "You never told me it turned back into the fucking great pumpkin at midnight!"
The next day the fairy godmother was walking back through the forest again, and again she saw Cinderella sitting under a tree, but this time she was screaming, and her dress was covered in blood! "What's wrong! What's wong!", cried the godmother. Cinderella glared up at her, and replyed.... "You never told me it turned back into the fucking great pumpkin at midnight!"
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how the heck did you measure my dick perfectly??? xDD
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sorry but 2 inch is a massive exageration for justin beiber..
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true, true xD
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im talking erect not flacid
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so am i
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agreeing with Evo ,
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whaw that ˙s alot of joks
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got bored
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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