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Post by =mYh=ArcHerZ|A Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:25 am

A: Hey, i'm stupid!
B: I'm stupid too!
A: Let's be stupid together!! lawl
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Post by =mYh=ArcHerZ|A Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:32 am

Dad walks by his daughter's room and hears: "Baby, baby, baby, oh!!"
ANd he asks her daughter: "Are you listening to Justing Bieber?"
She answers: "Nope, i'm watching porn..."
Dad: "THANK GOD!!"

No effence to Justin bieber fans but u gotta admint, it's funny lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post by =mYh=Happy Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:36 pm

what does jacko say to all the kiddys......... beat it.........

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Post by =mYh=Happy Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:37 pm

man says to his friend my wifes a real angel the other man replys lucky you mines still alive

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Post by =mYh=Happy Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:39 pm

whats sexy about twenty three year olds............. theres 20 of them

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Post by =mYh=Happy Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:40 pm

whats more funny than 20 dead babys 20 dead babys in clown suits

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Post by =mYh=Happy Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:41 pm

how do you stop a paki from drowning.......... take your foot off his head

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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:56 am

Sally Jo taught erotic correction, she told her student to get an erection,
Put your dick in my mouth, move it North, move it South,
Now you're getting a sense of direction!"

Her instructions were very explicit, and more than a little illicit:
Please fill up my cunny with fresh clover honey,
And butter my buns like a biscuit.

Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.
I'll put on some feathers and laces and leathers,
And wiggle my arse while you spank it."

Now that your fingers are stinky, tie me up in some chains that are clinky,
Bring in some goats and a sheikh, then give my titties a tweak,
And now we can start getting kinky!"

Forget what the chain and the whip meant. Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment,
Of high grade Vaseline, and a strong trampoline,
and all of the other equipment!"

Now, when we get all the bedsprings a drummin', that's when I'll start in a hummin',
then quickly my dear, put it into my ear
So I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"

I don't know how much this is costing," said her student, still covered with frosting
But I can say with affinity that I've lost my virginity.
Quite frankly my dear, you're exhausting!"

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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:01 am

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:02 am

What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:12 am

why is a woman like a fridge?
they both drip when they are fucked

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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:16 am

what do you call a man with a 2 inch dick?
justin bieber.
what do you called a man with a 1 inch dick?
tin tin.
what do you call a man with a half inch dick?
Archer Very Happy

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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:22 am

The fairy godmother was out for a stroll in the forest one day, when she saw Cinderella sobbing quietly under a tree. "What's wrong dear child?", asked the kind godmother. "It's not fair!", sobbed Cinderella, "All the other girls have got boyfriends, but I've got nothing, or no-one!". Now the fairy godmother didn't think this was fair either, so she reached into her fairy godmothering bag and pulled out a giant dildo for Cinderella, "Here you go Cinderella, this is as good as anything.". "Oh thank you!", squeeled Cinderella and skipped off happily with her new toy. The fairy godmother wandered off in happy spirits too, as she had done her good deed for the day.

The next day the fairy godmother was walking back through the forest again, and again she saw Cinderella sitting under a tree, but this time she was screaming, and her dress was covered in blood! "What's wrong! What's wong!", cried the godmother. Cinderella glared up at her, and replyed.... "You never told me it turned back into the fucking great pumpkin at midnight!"

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Post by =mYh=ArcHerZ|A Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:23 am

how the heck did you measure my dick perfectly??? xDD
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Post by Chad Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:42 am

sorry but 2 inch is a massive exageration for justin beiber..
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Post by =mYh=Truth Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:48 am

Sorry again but saying he even has a cock is a massive exageration.

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Post by =mYh=ArcHerZ|A Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:06 am

true, true xD
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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:15 am

im talking erect not flacid Razz

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Post by Chad Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:35 am

so am i
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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:44 am

grim Very Happy

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Post by =mYh=Tiesto Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:50 pm

agreeing with Evo Very Happy,
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Post by =mYh=M.M|RA Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:18 pm

whaw that ˙s alot of joks
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Post by =mYh=Happy Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:09 am

got bored Smile

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Post by =mYh=M.M|RA Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:38 am

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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Post by =mYh=M.M|RA Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:38 am

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


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