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Post by =mYh=M.M|RA Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:43 am

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.


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Post by =mYh=M.M|RA Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:43 am

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Post by =mYh=M.M|RA Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:44 am

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Post by =mYh=M.M|RA Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:44 am

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Post by =mYh=M.M|RA Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:45 am

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Post by =mYh=M.M|RA Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:46 am

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes
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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:04 am

Gandalf was wrong, Chuck Norris shall pass.

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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:04 am

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris

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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:06 am

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

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Post by =mYh=Happy Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:21 am

Chuck Norris sucked off a horse.............. yeah you heard me chuck........ come get some.

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